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4.27.2007

take me out to the ballgame...

If all goes well, and the rain continues to abide, we're going to the Phillies' game tonight. Yay! Our friend Slink got some tickets from work and invited us and his roommate Ed. Very excited... I just hope the weather holds because good g*d this morning was like a monsoon! Yipes!

This week has been fun, and busy. I'm completely caught up on work... to the point of being a little bored (don't you love how that always happens, it comes in waves). But I'm enjoying the fact that it's friday and that it is supposed to get nice again by the end of the weekend. And I'm enjoying that we have no set plans for the weekend either (especially since I have to work all weekend, next weekend).


Honestly I guess I don't have much to talk about on here right now. I have all this stuff running through my head... all these emotions... but not anything that I really want or need to talk about. Stuff that just is what it is, and not anything that should be put out because it won't do any good.
Wow, talk about cryptic. Honestly though, there are some things that just shouldn't be shared. Not with anyone. A girl needs some private emotions... but that doesn't stop me from wishing I could put it on here, just to sort out what's in my head.

Lol, what a horrid note to end on! Honestly, could I come up with something worse... sorry!


How about this, I'll end with two jokes instead. Enjoy:

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."




Have a great weekend!

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