essense of chip

Chip: k, well time for me to walk the dog, if you get my drift

Me: oh jesus

Me: really, was that necessary?!

Chip: yup

Chip: just for that reaction

Me: full body shivers... and NOT the good kind

Chip: giggle

Me: okay, i'm going to go wash my hands now. since it's impossible to wash my mind, that is the closest i'll get


  1. We the use the phrase (at work) "walking the dog" as a euphamism for sex. I am not sure that was the intention here but that is all I could think of.

  2. Oh, don't worry, that was definitely Chip's intension.
    That just so happens to be his euphamism for having sex... um... solo.

  3. Oh I'm glad I read the comments because I was wondering...I kinda guessed it might be that, but wasn't sure. Who the heck is chip? Just trying to catch up here.

  4. Chip is a friend of mine from college... he's a nice guy, but a little on the inappropriate side. He loves to get a rise out of people, but at least he does it with "humor" and not anything worse!


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